Presidential Joke, as seen on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno!

[bonghits@thepres.com bonghits@thepres.com]

You've seen or heard the commercial, "Hooked on Phonics, it
worked for me, ABCDEFG" right?

Well, check out this Award-Winning Presidential T-Shirt, VOTED
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It has a Big Full-Color graphic on the back of The President
in a Tux, playing his Saxaphone, with musical notes Flying
out of it.

But what's that I see?!?  No way!!!  There are big Smoke Rings
Flying out of his Sax! ...and The President is saying,

                 HOOKED ON BONG HITS
                  IT WORKED FOR ME!

The exclamation point is actually a Burning Joint!

On the front of the T-Shirt is a small chest print with
children's blocks colored in Every Color of the Rainbow,
just like the ABCDEFG blocks in the commercial... only they
say "THCYA", as in THC 'YA or SEE 'YA LATER!

Underneath the blocks are the words "INHALE TO THE CHIEF"
hovering atop another Joint!

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money order.  Please make Cashiers Check, Money Order, or
Personal Check in US dollars payable to:
E-Associates, Inc. and send to:


E-Associates, Inc.
306 Thayer St., Dept. 129
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USA

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