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Subject: [9fans] bullshit generator (rc script)
Date: Thu, 15 Feb 2001 20:43:01 +0000
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somebody pointed me at the following page:
>   Web economy bullshit generator   http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html

but charon's javascript wasn't quite up to the task,
so i took 5 mins to hack up a little rc script to do it for me.

i found it quite amusing.

  rog.


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#!/bin/rc
word1='implement
	utilize
	integrate
	streamline
	optimize
	evolve
	transform
	embrace
	enable
	orchestrate
	leverage
	reinvent
	aggregate
	architect
	enhance
	incentivize
	morph
	empower
	envisioneer
	monetize
	harness
	facilitate
	seize
	disintermediate
	synergize
	strategize
	deploy
	brand
	grow
	target
	syndicate
	synthesize
	deliver
	mesh
	incubate
	engage
	maximize
	benchmark
	expedite
	reintermediate
	whiteboard
	visualize
	repurpose
	innovate
	scale
	unleash
	drive
	extend
	engineer
	revolutionize
	generate
	exploit
	transition
	e-enable
	iterate
	cultivate'

word2='clicks-and-mortar
	value-added
	vertical
	proactive
	robust
	revolutionary
	scalable
	leading-edge
	innovative
	intuitive
	strategic
	e-business
	mission-critical
	sticky
	one-to-one
	24/7
	end-to-end
	global
	B2B
	B2C
	granular
	frictionless
	virtual
	viral
	dynamic
	24/365
	best-of-breed
	killer
	magnetic
	bleeding-edge
	web-enabled
	interactive
	dot-com
	sexy
	back-end
	real-time
	efficient
	front-end
	distributed
	seamless
	extensible
	turn-key
	world-class
	open-source
	cross-platform
	cross-media
	synergistic
	bricks-and-clicks
	out-of-the-box
	enterprise
	integrated
	impactful
	wireless
	transparent
	next-generation
	cutting-edge
	user-centric
	visionary
	customized
	ubiquitous
	plug-and-play
	collaborative
	compelling
	holistic'

word3='synergies
	web-readiness
	paradigms
	markets
	partnerships
	infrastructures
	platforms
	initiatives
	channels
	eyeballs
	communities
	ROI
	solutions
	e-tailers
	e-services
	action-items
	portals
	niches
	technologies
	content
	vortals
	supply-chains
	convergence
	relationships
	architectures
	interfaces
	e-markets
	e-commerce
	systems
	bandwidth
	infomediaries
	models
	mindshare
	deliverables
	users
	schemas
	networks
	applications
	metrics
	e-business
	functionalities
	experiences
	methodologies'

fn word {
	fortune <{echo $1}
}

echo `{word $word1} `{word $word2} `{word $word3}
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