Ok, I am "The Official Village Idiot", but I always assumed  that if you
wanted a piece of software you could write it yourself?  Or at least learn
how to contribute to writing it?  Or maybe find several tools to pipe
together and script a little and maybe get what you needed done done?

Of course it's much more fun to throw a worm out there and see who will try
to bite?

Still laughing!
Cheers,
Terry.