brilliant.

On Fri, Nov 11, 2016 at 11:16 AM Sergey Zhilkin <szhilkin@gmail.com> wrote:

> Well done !
>
> 2016-11-10 10:08 GMT+03:00 James A. Robinson <jim.robinson@gmail.com>:
>
> Priceless, thank you for making me laugh! :)
>
> On Wed, Nov 9, 2016 at 23:01 Kurt H Maier <khm@sciops.net> wrote:
>
> On Thu, Nov 10, 2016 at 07:03:24PM +1300, Andrew Simmons wrote:
> > I’ve just been asked to respond to the following. Apart from number 8,
> where the answer is clearly “because they are clinically insane”, I am at a
> loss. Any hints from the group?
> >
>
> Happy to help.
>
> > 1)           What is the base object in .Net
>
> Despair.
>
> > 2)           Which version of Asp.Net MVC have you used
>
> The wrong one.
>
> > 3)           Explain MVC in general
>
> The 'model' is your database connection.  This never works.  The 'view'
> is what displays error messages to the user.  The 'controller' is what
> allows the user to send injection attacks to your datastore.
>
> > 4)           Which version of the .Net are you most familiar with
>
> 3.5, unless your organization has money, in which case 4.5 and above.
>
> > 5)           Explain why you would use an outer join vs an inner join
>
> An outer join is used when you don't clearly understand your search
> algorithm.  An inner join is used when you got your data structures
> wrong.
>
> > 6)           Can you explain the request Flow in Asp.Net MVC
>
> Sure!  It goes like this:  request-> collection -> base -> handlergetter
> -> handler -> controllerfactory -> controller -> actionrunner -> filter
> -> action -> result -> exception -> 500 error.
>
> > 7)           Explain Dependency Injection
>
> This is what we call passing arguments.
>
> > 8)           Why would a developer choose to use EF
>
> So that we don't have to know how to look up the arguments we want to
> pass.
>
> > 9)           What is the difference between Javascript and jQuery
>
> Nothing.  There is no such thing as javascript; it is an archaic term
> for jquery, which is now known as react.
>
> > 10)         What are extensions methods
>
> These used to be called 'functions' but that term has been deprecated
> both because procedural programming is for squares and those functional
> programming kids keep overloading terminology.
>
> > 11)         What source control systems have you used
>
> Is this a trick question?  Or are you considering 'github' and 'git' to
> be different things?  I don't understand what you are asking.
>
> > 12)         Have you gathered systems requirements from clients? If so,
> please give some details
>
> Clients are the wrong place to gather systems requirements.  Attempting
> to interact with clients for any amount of time quickly leads to
> injection dependency.  The proper place to gather systems requirements
> is the project budget comptroller (to determine scale) and the executive
> vice president of sales (to determine scope).
>
> Fingers crossed for the followup interview!
>
> khm
>
>
>
>
> --
> С наилучшими пожеланиями
> Жилкин Сергей
> With best regards
> Zhilkin Sergey
>
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-s