I think you have seriously misapprehended many things about Plan 9.

What am I misapprehending?
 
We don't have X. We are not Linux compatible, although there's a
rather decent Linux emulator. There is no GTK, no Qt, no Firefox, no
modern C++ compiler.

I don't need X, Linux compatibility, GTK, Qt, Firefox, or C++.

I need an OS that runs a browser.

I was using "startx" in the figurative sense.
 

I think it's time for people to stop telling the "Plan 9 community"
what its goals should be,

Are my-two-cents worth a negative amount?
 
when these people haven't even booted Plan
9.

Why should I boot Plan 9, when I know I can't run a browser, and I already have p9p? 

John

 - Leonard