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To: <9fans@cse.psu.edu>
Subject: [9fans] Your Daily Joke From Jay's Jokes!
Date: Mon, 11 Jun 2001 04:04:16 -0700 [thread overview]
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Rap Music
This young medical student is having problems with his course. He's good
at most things, but he's terrible at anatomy. So he decides to sneak down
to the basement of the hospital and practice on one of the corpses in the
mortuary. While busy studying a cadaver he's surprised to discover that
the body has a cork stuffed up its bottom. Baffled, he pulls it out and,
to his astonishment, music starts playing.
"Livin' in a gangsta's paradise."
The bewildered medical student stuffs the cork back in and runs upstairs
to find a doctor. He then drags the doctor down to the mortuary.
"Look," he says and pulls the cork out.
"Been spendin' most our lives."
The doctor is completely unimpressed. "So?" he asks.
"Well, isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen?" exclaims the
medical student.
"Nah. Any arsehole can sing rap music."
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2001-06-11 11:04 DailyJoke [this message]
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2001-06-04 11:03 DailyJoke
2001-06-04 15:08 ` Dan Cross
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