From mboxrd@z Thu Jan 1 00:00:00 1970 From: To: <9fans@cse.psu.edu> Message-ID: Subject: [9fans] Your Daily Joke From Jay's Jokes! Date: Mon, 11 Jun 2001 04:04:16 -0700 Topicbox-Message-UUID: b420b0d0-eac9-11e9-9e20-41e7f4b1d025 Jay's Jokes -- http://jaysjokes.com/-- Presents: Jay 's Jokes Daily Joke *********************************************************** For more Adult Content Jokes, go to http://JaysJokes.com Please feel free to forward these jokes to friends, but please keep the headers intact so others can subscribe! Subcribe and unsubscribe information is located at the end of this email. The Daily Joke and JaysJokes.com are sponsored by Wiseguy Software (http://www.wiseguysoftware.com) *********************************************************** Rap Music This young medical student is having problems with his course. He's good at most things, but he's terrible at anatomy. So he decides to sneak down to the basement of the hospital and practice on one of the corpses in the mortuary. While busy studying a cadaver he's surprised to discover that the body has a cork stuffed up its bottom. Baffled, he pulls it out and, to his astonishment, music starts playing. "Livin' in a gangsta's paradise." The bewildered medical student stuffs the cork back in and runs upstairs to find a doctor. He then drags the doctor down to the mortuary. "Look," he says and pulls the cork out. "Been spendin' most our lives." The doctor is completely unimpressed. "So?" he asks. "Well, isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen?" exclaims the medical student. "Nah. Any arsehole can sing rap music." ************************************************************ To submit a joke for our Joke of the Day mailing goto http://www.JaysJokes.com/post-a-joke.asp. To subscribe to Jay's Jokes Daily Joke, go to http://jaysjokes.com/email.asp. To unsubscribe, go to http://jaysjokes.com/unsubscribe.asp