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Subject: Re: [9fans] Google search of the day
Date: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:39:20 -0500
From: Skip Tavakkolian <9nut@9netics.com>
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>> #include <u.h>
>> #include <libc.h>
>>
>> int main() {
>> 	for (;;)
>> 		fork();
>> }
>>
>> Look ma!
>>
>> John

this is the closest solution i've found:

	Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I do this.
	Doctor: Then don't do that!