Re: [9front] proposal: raze fortunes v2

[Kurt H Maier <khm@sciops.net>]

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Ok, after discussion, the attached retains all the weird computer output
captured in fortunes, as well as accomodating various requests. 

Steve, I could not find the 'fit tape...' message in our fortunes nor on
a quick internet search, so consider this an open call to find that
message and add it!

khm

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\alogin: ^[
	case '\7': *((char *)(384*1024L+062)) = 2;	/* beep */
        Welcome to VAX/VMS Version 1.60    
    ON ENDFILE(SYSIN)  GO TO ADATHIBA;  /* FILE-VEGE VIZSGALATA */
"x.c", line 1: cannot recover from earlier errors: goodbye!
#(cat probably won't work on 8 bit files, you  will have to use a simpler filter)
$! nulled, predecessor circle
%-W-NORML Normal Successful Completion
(^|[ (,;])(([Jj]ul[^ ]* *|(07|7)/)0*5)([^0123456789]|$)
* UNIX is a Trademark of Bell Laboratories.
*** LGP ERROR ***: Initialize -- Cannot initialize graphics hardware device.
-1: No code table for op: ++post
/usr/games/fortune: not found
/usr/news/gotcha
127 now in the unregulated subsidiary; see /usr/news/btl-split
A578 Your FLP overflows into your KBUF.
Could not open 2147478952 framebuffers.
Don't eat yellow snow.
ERROR CREEPOUT HAS BEGUN
The 3B2 Model 100 - the first machine with cat -v in ROM!
You might have mail.
awk: Usage: awk [-f source | 'cmds'] [files]; record number 3.55646e-311
awk: illegal statement 206620
bad input char: .Ppm{=P!\x01*@)Z9oFPp|*?)Z9pv9i%Su$^J)48%K_e239GM#ffoq!!!"!Mp#V6N\H8uEgdXbP\[7j1&PJz!X76!4BA}5!!!!!"syui!!!"!Mp#V6P\Scb?p8`;!4lf&
cc: warning: -g disables -O
dis: invalid general addressing mode (e8); notify disassembler implementor
grep: RE error 41: No remembered search string.
gt: warning -- bad idea to override alpha computation on matted-to-black target
invalid control line !!!
no shell.
non-positive output count: .!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
panic: trap
pic: 5 X 58008 picture shrunk to 0.000603365 X 7
size:  a.out:  bad magic
unknown troff command: We will interpret typing statements A@imp#M:@gr(s)#
usend: /usr/asp/spool filesystem is exhausted
uucp failed completely (11)
uucp failed partially: 0 file(s) sent; 1 error(s)
values of β will give rise to dom!
warning: vector size unknown: p[i][j] means *(*(p+i)+j)
CA002 - [CAL] ASSEMBLY TIME: 0.000000 CPU SECONDS
chdir: ?I/O error: `I/O error'
CC119 - Dead code generated for vacuous expr.
NEW fsname = x, NEW volname = 49a126 -- DEL if wrong!!
554 Who are you?
pass 2 error:(file ) more than 100 args?
in read: Error 0
redefinition:  GLOBL	153352(gok(-118))[A7*16],gok(-116)/-937488177[R0*0]
init: /dev/console: getty failing, sleeping
 * W * :test$cstatic$chatypedef$st$int$$cnt$$unsigned$$unsigned$$char$$fla$char$$fil$$FILEo: 1: CC019 - Old-fashioned Initialization. Use '=' Instead.
 * W * :../os/main.c: 64: CC042 - Instruction Will Cause Infinite Loop
mh/toy/forbes deferred for sequence
"":5:operands of ++ have incompatible types
WARNING: You may see display garbage as a result of this action.
strip:  arno:  bad magic
charge.c: 163: CC001 - Internal Compiler Error  69 . Debug:  (412127)request for s1 but pseudo already in s3
eqn: illegal size of ignored near line 386, file part.5
   2 -rw-r--r--  1 mp           1239 Jan 17 09:40 hite upper middle class IS AN INVALID DESTINATION.
23582.0u 2166.7s 21404r 	 mk
sh: /dev/null restricted
FYI: POWER DIP OCCURED YESTERDAY AT 21:55...IS YOUR 3B2 OK???
Warning:  .lastlogin was altered since last login
rx: call to gauss failed: who_cares
chown to owner: Not owner
550 ians... User unknown: Not a typewriter
tar: slg/duckstuff/desktop/UNIXpractice.drw/shortcuts.fdr/spaces?slashes.fdr/.@questions and comments.doc: file name too long
Norm does not protect against overflow. - cos(9.3)
Content-Length: 0
xyv: protocol fault for some string
RFC 822 delenda est.
"term/select.c", line 116: compiler error: bad bigsize: 010
Warning: system out of share structures, using "root".
sed: Too much text: s/blow your own horn/BLOW YOUR OWN HORN/
"trans.c":31932:compiler error: out of temporary string space
find: missing conjunction
sh: /usr/lib/sendmail: too big
?warning: write might change good version of `/dev/null'
550 backbone... User unknown: Inappropriate ioctl for device
/dev/rra13: !!counts may be wrong, RERUN chuck!
seqno is 21, should be 21
ENV='${START[(_$-=1)+(_=0)-(_$-!=_${-%%*i*})]}'
--rw-rw-r-- f 0  bwk       bwk       58372782 Jan 24 12:21 .profile
SLOT 7 IS NOT EMPTY, THEREFORE THIS TEST DOES NOTHING
mount: warning: <> mounted as </usr2>
  8:09pm  up 6988 days, 2 mins,  4 users,  load average: 0.00, -91189828086942664000000000000000000.00, -69406721174048.01
tail -1 $0|tee -a `grep -l ^#!/bin/sh \`{ls;grep -l vIrUs *}|sort|uniq -u'\``>/dev/null 2>&1
usage: ls -RadCLHxmnlogrtucpFbqisf [files]
#       * NOTE: Comments in this file WILL DEGRADE PERFORMANCE.         *
		goto more; /* we have done one goto; do some more */  (scj)
 11204511521426545167 c.out
"temp.c":8394:compiler error: whiles, fors. etc. too deeply nested
WARNING: clock gained 113 days
d202: your output may be weird
tar: /n/bhtsa/a/ps/src/gen////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////09: cannot open file
t_connect: An event requires attention
UX:lp: ERROR: Can't establish contact with the LP print service.
out of space after -1 files
#define ISMPXHOST(hostid) ((*(short *)(*((char **)(*((char **)(Sys[-64])+(hostid))+44))+72))&0x10)
dd.c:	sbrk(64);	/* For good measure */
warning: contravariance violation for method types ignored
/usr/lib/tmac/pm: US contains oversize nested unbreakable, line 524
#MESSAGE TO USER:  ran out of page bottoms at 44
sense code 00 no sense
hoc: undefined variable q near line 5
mk: sed 's%^% %' ...  : exit status=|die: yankee dog
"p1_isup.c":756:compiler error: out of temporary trees
parser/decl++.c:1700: warning: empty input file
Make: Don't know how your program works
Usage: "netq [-[a][b][c][e][f][h][i][k][l][m][n][p][q][r][s][t][v][w][x][y]] [-A <handler>] [-C[<seconds>]] [-D <destination>] [-L <use-link>] [-P <priority>] [-R <stop reason>] [-S <source>] [-T[<level>]] [-U <user>] [<address> ...]"
"parser/lex.c":2609:redeclaration of undefine from some line -2555
att-xx # Apr 30 16:31:11 timed[119]: THIS MACHINE IS A SLAVE
	int three = 128+64, two = 128, one=64;
	chan[2]='m';	/* Ooh, careful! */
	MOVL	R1,
/bin/ls: exec header invalid
as1: Error: ../bpvvv.c, line 1324: Too many float literals--compile with "-Wb,-nopool"
	} /* the next line is indented funny to preserve old indentation */
                syslog(LOG_WARNING,"/etc/copyright may be too large");
>>>'/€€\f܇€€D/€' panic: decref
(accom): tasks.c, line 7576: accom: Internal:   Out of tree space.  Cannot continue compilation.  The current size was specified as or defaulted to -Wf,-XNh1000 giving a table size of 1000.  Recompile giving a command line option to increase the table size.  Example option giving a larger table: -Wf,-XNh2000
ugen: warning   : line 979 : ../../../../../../src/usr/ccs/bin/ugen/const_idiv.p, line 230
  DEC OSF/1 V1.2 Worksystem Software (Rev. 10) The installation software has successfully installed your system.
Checking system endianess...                    Big endian
Subject: **  PROCESS CHANGE ALERT  **********************   ERROR:(-)input line 8:LI:no lists active     Distribution: ihlpb!pca-usi5e 
From --rw-rw-rw- Sun Aug 15 04:21:17 EDT 1993
a.out: does not have gp tables for all it's sections
?warning: write might change good version of `sendmail'
xterm: Error 50, errno 1: Too big
1181258 SAVECORE SEGMENTATION FAULT WHILE TRYING TO SAVE CORE
To back up the 57th platter in the file system type 'wormingest 49; wormcp 62 49'.
#define n_zeroes	_n._n_n._n_zeroes
Press Ctlt-Ds Ctlt-Del a to reboour reboour mach
cfe: Warning 712: irix.c, line 311: illegal combination of pointer and integer .... ? (   (((long)*arg & 0x1)      ?(*arg = (char *)((long)*arg + 7),(char *)((long)*arg-6-_VA_FP_SAVE_AREA))     :(((long)*arg & 0x2)         ?(*arg = (char *)((long)*arg +10),(char *)((long)*arg-24-_VA_FP_SAVE_AREA))  :(        ((*arg)=(char *)(((unsigned int)(((char *)*arg)+((__builtin_alignof( long))>4?(__builtin_alignof( long)):4)-1)) & -((__builtin_alignof( long))>4?(__builtin_alignof( long)):4)) +               (((unsigned int)(((char *)sizeof( long))+((4)>4?(4):4)-1)) & -((4)>4?(4):4)) ),         (((char *)*arg) - ((((unsigned int)(((char *)sizeof( long))+((4)>4?(4):4)-1)) & -((4)>4?(4):4))  - sizeof( long))) )  )))                                  : (  ((*arg)=(char *)(((unsigned int)(((char *)*arg)+((__builtin_alignof( long))>4?(__builtin_alignof( long)):4)-1)) & -((__builtin_alignof( long))>4?(__builtin_alignof( long)):4)) +               (((unsigned int)(((char *)sizeof( long))+((4)>4?(4):4)-1)) & -((4)>4?(4):4)) ),         (((char *)*arg) - ((((unsigned int)(((char *)sizeof( long))+((4)>4?(4):4)-1)) & -((4)>4?(4):4))  - sizeof( long))) ) )))[-1] );
yes >/dev/kmem		# Shutdown is broken. This'll have to do
License Error : The license for this product(SPARCompiler C) has expired
uopt: Warning: insert_aux__91deque__pt__78_21basic_string__pt__2_c45__default_alloc_template__pt__13_XCiL11XCiL10XCUiL10F103__deque_iterator__pt__79_21basic_string__pt__2_cR21basic_string__pt__2_cP21basic_string__pt__2_cXCUiL10105__deque_iterator__pt__81_ exceeds size threshold; to optimize this procedure, use -Olimit option with value >= 1217.
"shaneystl.c", line 24: Note: Type "CC -migration" for more on anachronisms.
/lib/shakespeare/sonnets: limbo program
! TeX capacity exceeded, sorry [main memory size=263001].
--rwxr-xr-x M 9501 geoff geoff 1417216 Dec 30 14:16 .
log10: SING error  -- borland c/c++ 3.1
boot: nop...cfs...session...no physical memory
linux-2.3.99-pre9.tar: limbo program
    temp &= 0x07FFFBFB; // clear bits 31 and 30
8.out 723: warning: process exceeds 2100 file descriptors
//******************************************* A L I G N M E N T  **********************************************
ntimesync.c:666 external redeclaration of: whatisthefrequencykenneth
	verb = a > b ? 'a': c > d ? 'd': 'c';
pwd: window deleted
/opt/gcc-2.95.2-irix6.2-o32/lib/gcc-lib/mips-sgi-irix5.3/2.95.2/cpp -lang-c -v -I. -D__GNUC__=2 -D__GNUC_MINOR__=95 -Dunix -Dmips -Dsgi -Dhost_mips -DMIPSEB -D_MIPSEB -DSYSTYPE_SVR4 -D_SVR4_SOURCE -D_MODERN_C -D__DSO__ -D_MIPS_SIM=_MIPS_SIM_ABI32 -D_MIPS_SZPTR=32 -D__unix__ -D__mips__ -D__sgi__ -D__host_mips__ -D__MIPSEB__ -D_MIPSEB -D__SYSTYPE_SVR4__ -D_SVR4_SOURCE -D_MODERN_C -D__DSO__ -D_MIPS_SIM=_MIPS_SIM_ABI32 -D_MIPS_SZPTR=32 -D__unix -D__mips -D__sgi -D__host_mips -D__MIPSEB -D__SYSTYPE_SVR4 -Asystem(unix) -Asystem(svr4) -Acpu(mips) -Amachine(sgi) -D__CHAR_UNSIGNED__ -g -Wall -pedantic -D__LANGUAGE_C -D_LANGUAGE_C -DLANGUAGE_C -D__SIZE_TYPE__=unsigned int -D__PTRDIFF_TYPE__=int -D__EXTENSIONS__ -D_SGI_SOURCE -D_LONGLONG -D_MIPS_FPSET=16 -D_MIPS_ISA=_MIPS_ISA_MIPS1 -D_MIPS_SZINT=32 -D_MIPS_SZLONG=32 u9fs.c /var/tmp/ccDttncm.i
mk: no recipe to make 'rio.data.fsys.menu.scrl.time.util.wctl.wind.xfid.'
artist: unrecognized message 'Elvis Costello'
syntax error on line 1, teletype / syntax error on line 1, teletype * 0000110 e9 u 8a h ? q m P ` { a7 $ d4 | + ~ = /
rc: Usage: whatis name ...: fd out of range or not open
junk: 644 mode. Remove ? (yes/no)[no] : 
(gdb) maintenance demangle __17__class_type_infoPCcPCQ217__class_type_info9base_infoUl
/bin/../lib/gcc-lib/i386-lucent-plan9/3.0/../../../../i386-lucent-plan9/lib/i386-lucent-plan9/3.0/
proto.c:435 syntax error, last name: WRONG
gcc -c -O2 -fno-strength-reduce -ansi -pedantic -Wall -Wpointer-arith   -I. -Ipublic -Ivmx/public -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/common -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/os-support            -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/mfb -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/mi -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/int10            -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/cfb -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/xaa -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/rac            -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/vgahw -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/fbdevhw            -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/ramdac -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/ddc -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/i2c            -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/Xext -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/xf8_32bpp           -I../../../../../../include/fonts -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/include -I../../../../../../exports/include/X11            -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/xf24_32bpp -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/shadowfb -I../../../../../../include/extensions         -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/os-support/vbe   -I../../../../../.. -I../../../../../../exports/include  -Dlinux -D__i386__ -D_POSIX_C_SOURCE=199309L -D_POSIX_SOURCE -D_XOPEN_SOURCE -D_BSD_SOURCE -D_SVID_SOURCE -D__NO_STRING_INLINES  -D_GNU_SOURCE  -DSHAPE -DXINPUT -DXKB -DLBX -DXAPPGROUP -DXCSECURITY -DTOGCUP  -DXF86BIGFONT -DDPMSExtension  -DPIXPRIV -DPANORAMIX  -DRENDER -DGCCUSESGAS -DAVOID_GLYPHBLT -DPIXPRIV -DSINGLEDEPTH -DXFreeXDGA -DXvExtension -DXFree86LOADER  -DXFree86Server -DXF86VIDMODE  -DSMART_SCHEDULE -DBUILDDEBUG -DX_BYTE_ORDER=X_LITTLE_ENDIAN -DNDEBUG   -DFUNCPROTO=15 -DNARROWPROTO  -DIN_MODULE -DXFree86Module -DPSZ=8   -fPIC bits2pixels.c
uname: not super user
WARNING: terminal is not fully functional\r -  (press RETURN)
Makefile:7: *** missing separator (did you mean TAB instead of 8 spaces?).  Stop
msgPtr->EMM_RSP_OLC_ACK_FWD_H2250LCACKP.bit_mask &= ~EM_H2250LCAP_dynamicRTPPayloadType_present;
Cookie import from '/usr/dhog/lib/cookies' failed: fil
ls: /n/x/*start*: "/n/x/*start*" "./*start*" "./n/kfs/inferno/*start*" does not exist
Too many color components: 0, max 10
rio: can't open display: initdisplay: /dev/draw/new: "/env/tabstop" file does not exist
ls: /usr/ken/bin: phase error -- cannot happen
c++ -O2 -fno-exceptions -fno-check-new -Wall -pedantic -W -Wpointer-arith -Wmissing-prototypes -Wwrite-strings -Wno-long-long -fno-builtin -O -pipe -DBSD -DQT_CLEAN_NAMESPACE -DQT_NO_COMPAT -DQT_NO_ASCII_CAST -o konq main.o mainwindow.o -Wl,-export-dynamic  ../kdesrc/kio/http/kcookiejar/.libs/libkcookiejar.a -L/usr/X11R6/lib -ljpeg -L/usr/local/lib -ljpeg -L/usr/lib -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg ../kdesrc/kio/.libs/libkio.a -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg ../kdesrc/kparts/.libs/libkparts.a -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg ../kdesrc/khtml/.libs/libkhtml.a -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg ../kdesrc/kio/http/.libs/libkiohttp.a -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg ../dropin/kparts/.libs/libkpartsdropin.a -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg ../kdesrc/khtml/ecma/.libs/kjs_html.a -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -lssl -lcrypto -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -lqt2 -lpng -lz -ljpeg -lXext -lX11 -lSM -lICE -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -lm -ljpeg -lgcc -lstdc++
rsc            5202    0:00   0:00 1710768K Rendez   8.portmapd
/usr/include/c++/3.2/backward/backward_warning.h:32:2: warning: #warning This file includes at least one deprecated or antiquated header. Please consider using one of the 32 headers found in section 17.4.1.2 of the C++ standard. Examples include substituting the <X> header for the <X.h> header for C++ includes, or <sstream> instead of the deprecated header <strstream.h>. To disable this warning use -Wno-deprecated.
    static unsigned int minSz = sizeof(uslOBJECT_T);//calculate only the once!
               1 Dir(s)  70,368,744,161,280 bytes free
info: Terminal type `dumb' is not smart enough to run Info.
 k=k; /* To suppress warning */
debug1: Miscellaneous failure
(mozilla-bin:3115): Gtk-WARNING **: A floating object was finalized. This means that someone called g_object_unref() on an object that had only a floating reference; the initial floating reference is not owned by anyone and must be removed with gtk_object_sink() after a normal reference is obtained with g_object_ref(). - exit message from Mozilla
if_de.c:2401: 		    sc->tulip_mediums[media] = mi;
int parse_url(unsigned char *url, int *prlen, unsigned char **user, int *uslen, unsigned char **pass, int *palen, unsigned char **host, int *holen, unsigned char **port, int *polen, unsigned char **data, int *dalen, unsigned char **post)
fortune 1907: suicide: sys: trap: divide error pc=0x00001b33
/@burro.ws: Permission denied
return ({goto L; p;}) && ({L: 5;});
httpd_server* httpd_initialize(char* hostname, httpd_sockaddr* sa4P, httpd_sockaddr* sa6P, unsigned short port, char* cgi_pattern, int cgi_limit, char* charset, char* p3p, int max_age, char* cwd, int no_log, FILE* logfp, int no_symlink_check, int vhost, int global_passwd, char* url_pattern, char* local_pattern, int no_empty_referers )
-bash: /home/r/.bash_logout: Permission denied
recordio.h:992: type `__true_type' is not a base type for type `__false_type'
ntifs.c(202) : error C2064: term does not evaluate to a function taking 25732904 arguments
usage: tar [-][{ruxXtcC}acdefhlm{o|S}pqvwLUBDRV{O|K}fb] [dir] [tapefile] [blocksize] file ...
/opt/exp/lib/firefox/bin/run-mozilla.sh: line 451: 16207 Segmentation fault      "$prog" ${1+"$@"}
LoadPlugin: failed to initialize shared library /opt/net/exp/lib/mozilla/bin/plugins/j2re1.4.2/plugin/i386/ns610-gcc32/libjavaplugin_oji.so [/opt/net/exp/lib/mozilla/bin/plugins/j2re1.4.2/plugin/i386/ns610-gcc32/libjavaplugin_oji.so: undefined symbol: _ZdlPv]
val.h:152: class `FloatVal' is implicitly friends with itself
  hb = 0x80;  hb = hb << 24;   /* hb = 0x80000000UL */
setenv I_WANT_A_BROKEN_PS
Tried to read 71776119061217303 bytes. Read only 23
/dev/shm/root has gone 49710 days without being checked, check forced.
/* keep the code below somewhat more readonable; not used elsewhere */
main: 7,913,578,496 used + 35,178,551,926,784 free = 2,093,416,448 (378% used)
acid: <stdin>:82: (error) 82: <eof> eating symbols
swapon: /dev/disk/by-uuid/928aaabd-5744-4f0a-b9ef-aa101f286514: Invalid argument  - Linux
bool x = "false";  // valid C++ [sets x to true]
# The below line not be changed otherwise we refuse to work
#define v6addrcurr(lifc) (( (lifc)->origint + (lifc)->preflt >= (NOW/10^3) ) || ( (lifc)->preflt == 0xffffffff ))
ttcp-r: 3689238521928343900000000000000 bytes in 41.02 real seconds = 87829643931512629000000000.00 KB/sec +++
	schedule(); // XXX poll? waitqueues?
2008-06-18 00:00:37: [650] DEBUG: msg 5 not interesting
/*	dummy = malloc(0);  *//* prepare for garbage-collection */
#define MIG_ARRAY_TOO_LARGE     -307    /* array not large enough */
	buf[0] = '\0';		/* make sure it's empty (silly 3b2) */
  #ifndef bool /* Linux 2.6.19 C++ nightmare */
size: q.out not an a.out
-rwxr-xr-x  1 rae rae 141307906 Nov 10 16:55 arm-2009q3-67-arm-none-linux-gnueabi.bin  # shell script
-rwxr-xr-x  1  1000    1000       0 Aug  6  1983 true
/usr/local/plan9/bin/:/Library/Frameworks/Python.framework/Versions/Current/bin:/Users/npe/src/mambo/bin:/Users/npe/src/depot_tools/:/Users/npe/nix/sys/src/osprey/MacOSX/386/bin:/Users/npe/src/hare/usr/brasil/MacOSX/386/bin:/Users/npe/src/hare/usr/inferno/appl/cmd/scripts/anl/linux/deploy/:/Users/npe/bin:/opt/local/bin:/Users/npe/.cabal/bin:/Users/npe/bin:/Applications/Sublime Text 2.app/Contents/SharedSupport/bin/:/Applications/Xcode.app/Contents/Developer/Toolchains/XcodeDefault.xctoolchain/usr/bin/:/Applications/TextMate.app/Contents/SharedSupport/Support/bin/:/bin:/sbin:/usr/bin:/usr/sbin:/Users/npe/bin:/opt/local/bin:/opt/local/devkitpro/devkitARM/bin:/usr/local/plan9/bin/:/Users/npe/nix/usr/inferno/:/Applications/PLT Scheme v370/bin:usr/local/bin:/usr/local/plan9/bin/:/Users/npe/Inferno/MacOSX/386/bin:/usr/X11R6/bin:/usr/local/bin:/opt/local/bin:/opt/local/sbin:/opt/local/devkitpro/devkitARM/bin:/Users/npe/acme/dock:/usr/local/git/bin/:/Users/npe/.ec2/bin:/Users/npe/go/bin:/opt/local/devkitPro/devkitARM/bin
		_exits("damn");
AVPlayerLayer *playerLayer = [AVPlayerLayer playerLayerWithPlayer:player];
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(II) XINPUT: Adding extended input device "Video Bus" (type: KEYBOARD, id 7)
			if(~ $i (seek _nsec)) {		# untested so far - geoff
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[ 35.998] (II) Integrated Camera: Configuring as keyboard
assert(assert(assert(assert(assert(assert(1)))))) /* check for cosmic radiation */
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Damn Hackers... -- Pusha T
hjfs: ending
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