From mboxrd@z Thu Jan 1 00:00:00 1970 Received: from pi.att ([199.241.189.110]) by ttr; Fri May 17 13:57:51 EDT 2013 Date: Wed, 15 May 2013 18:57:00 -0400 From: sl@9front.org To: 9front@9front.org Subject: old favorites revisited Message-ID: List-ID: <9front.9front.org> X-Bullshit: persistence NoSQL-scale TOR GPU event MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit #!/bin/rc mlib=/sys/games/lib/Mail if(~ $#1 0){ echo Bus error - core dumped >[1=2] exit } troll=`{troll} {echo Date: `{fortune $mlib/date} echo From: The Tty of $sysname!$user echo Apparently-From: $user, Esquire, and Sons echo Position: `{fortune $mlib/position} echo Salary: `{fortune $mlib/salary} echo His-Drink: `{fortune $mlib/drink} echo Shoe-Size: `{fortune $mlib/shooz} echo Subject: `{fortune $mlib/subject} echo Via: `{fortune $mlib/viaduct} echo Via: `{fortune $mlib/viaduck} echo Date: As above, or N/A echo Message-Id: `{fortune $mlib/id} echo X-Bullshit: `{bullshit} echo X-Ken: `{fortune /lib/ken} echo X-Rob: `{fortune /lib/rob} echo X-Rsc: `{fortune /lib/rsc} echo X-Nietzsche: `{nietzsche | ssam ',s/\n/ /g'} echo Status: R echo Terminal: ANSI echo Date: `{date} echo Sccs-Id: `{fortune $mlib/sccs} echo Weather: `{fortune $mlib/weather} echo Forecast: Tomorrow, `{fortune $mlib/forecast} echo To: `{fortune $mlib/to} echo Cc: `{fortune $mlib/cc} echo Authentic-Sender: $sysname!$user echo Comment: `{fortune $mlib/comment} echo Newsbreak: `{{blogcom; theo} | ssam ',s/\n/ /g'}} | exec mail -s $"troll $*