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From: Andy Eskilsson <flognat@fukt.hk-r.se>
Cc: ding@ifi.uio.no
Subject: Re: Lars hits 2002!
Date: 06 Mar 1997 10:17:59 +0100	[thread overview]
Message-ID: <lvlo81wf92.fsf@sargasso.fukt.hk-r.se> (raw)
In-Reply-To: Wes Hardaker's message of 05 Mar 1997 10:45:56 +0100

/ Wes Hardaker <Wesley.Hardaker@sphys.unil.ch> wrote:
| Well, I scored Lars' messages up a 1000 a long time ago, and have been
| using adaptive scoring in the ding list as well.  Today, the scores on
| Lars' messages have just notched over the 2000 mark, 1002 of which is
| from adaptive scoring.  I guess he must be a pretty popular guy in my
| adapt files.

I new it.. I have been suspecting this for a long while, first of all
THEY do a newsreader to track down our newsreading habits, and it is
porobably also able to insert sublimal messages into our minds.. (have
you ever wondered what was between the 32k 33k 34k that shows up in
the minibuffer).

THEY also collect information through h our bugreports, have you ever
checked the data you send in a bug-report?? There are new scientific
resarch going on about the subject "The Semiology Of Primitive
Newsreaders: A Case Study Of Peoples Newsreader Settings And Their
Political Thoughts, Shoesize And Coffee-Habits"

About the adaptive scoring, it is a 'feature' added by THEM to let
THEM select what articles you will read.. You will notice that less
and less articles come from people other than THEM, because the score
of the other articles are so low so they NEVER EVEN hit the
newsreader.. 

[Andy looks up, out through his window and sees a big van breaking,
while four big guys, robotically climbing out of it, with the text
G.N.U.S on their backs.. ]

You know.. today peoples newsreader.. tomorrow the w..[*zap* ouch!]
[pant pant] tomorrow the world.. [*ZAPPettiZapp* ouch, no please not
more..] [*zap* ok, ok I will write the text..] 

Uhm GNUS is your friend, GNUS is good, trust GNUS.. 

	/Andy... 

p.s. You will probably see a new gnus-release short after this, THEY
have to stop the possibility of postings like this.. [*ZAAAAPPP*
OOOAAARRGHCH]

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Thread overview: 2+ messages / expand[flat|nested]  mbox.gz  Atom feed  top
1997-03-05  9:45 Wes Hardaker
1997-03-06  9:17 ` Andy Eskilsson [this message]

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