From mboxrd@z Thu Jan 1 00:00:00 1970 X-Msuck: nntp://news.gmane.io/gmane.emacs.gnus.user/1156 Path: news.gmane.org!not-for-mail From: Don Twitlad Newsgroups: gmane.emacs.gnus.user Subject: Exact instructions for self cleaning after toilet use Date: Sat, 14 Sep 2002 10:25:19 -0700 Organization: Still searching... Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: main.gmane.org Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii X-Trace: sea.gmane.org 1138667960 10018 80.91.229.2 (31 Jan 2006 00:39:20 GMT) X-Complaints-To: usenet@sea.gmane.org NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 31 Jan 2006 00:39:20 +0000 (UTC) Original-X-From: nobody Tue Jan 17 17:28:43 2006 Original-Path: quimby.gnus.org!lackawana.kippona.com!news.stealth.net!news.stealth.net!logbridge.uoregon.edu!pln-e!spln!dex!extra.newsguy.com!newsp.newsguy.com!enews3 Original-Newsgroups: gnu.emacs.gnus Original-NNTP-Posting-Host: p-871.newsdawg.com User-Agent: Gnus/5.090008 (Oort Gnus v0.08) Emacs/21.3.50 (i686-pc-linux-gnu) Cancel-Lock: sha1:pA+KLTdKalIcU9V4ZpxOSHlkOeg= Original-Xref: bridgekeeper.physik.uni-ulm.de gnus-emacs-gnus:1296 Original-Lines: 27 X-Gnus-Article-Number: 1296 Tue Jan 17 17:28:43 2006 Xref: news.gmane.org gmane.emacs.gnus.user:1156 Archived-At: Can someone please tell me the exact steps needed to: * Void my bowels when required * clean myself up afterward What unix commands will provide me with a detailed analysis of possible biochemical ramifications of using corn cobs as against paper of some kind. I'm not interested in arrogant extrapolations involving outside activities like calling a health professional, or snotty advice involving going to the grocery store and looking at the various papers available. No arrogant self aggrandizing advice about actual experimentation to help myself please! I want exact unix commands and clear userfriendly instructions on how to get from my keyboard to the bathroom, and what to do once there. New users may be confused if, for example: 1) They find the toilet seat is down (What unix commands will provide information in this situation) 2) Their are no corn cobs or Sears catalogs in evidence. ( The list is endless) How does one devine the correct paper, texture and strength. Should one even use paper?