I must be having a bad day since I can't find the answer to this simple 
question on the wiki. I'm sure it's me but...

How do I test if I am on an odd or even page? I need the equivalent of:
PSUEDO COMMAND
\doifoddpageelse{what to do on oddpage)(what to do on even page}

This is _not_ in a header, BTW

-- 
Bill Meahan K8QN

"The pessimist complains about the wind;
  the optimist expects it to change;
  the realist adjusts the sails."

-- William Arthur Ward

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