From mboxrd@z Thu Jan 1 00:00:00 1970 Return-Path: X-Spam-Checker-Version: SpamAssassin 3.4.2 (2018-09-13) on inbox.vuxu.org X-Spam-Level: X-Spam-Status: No, score=-1.0 required=5.0 tests=HEADER_FROM_DIFFERENT_DOMAINS, HTML_MESSAGE,MAILING_LIST_MULTI,RCVD_IN_DNSWL_NONE autolearn=ham autolearn_force=no version=3.4.2 Received: from minnie.tuhs.org (minnie.tuhs.org [45.79.103.53]) by inbox.vuxu.org (OpenSMTPD) with ESMTP id 1f97e60a for ; Thu, 21 Mar 2019 18:09:39 +0000 (UTC) Received: by minnie.tuhs.org (Postfix, from userid 112) id 36EE8951C1; Fri, 22 Mar 2019 04:09:38 +1000 (AEST) Received: from minnie.tuhs.org (localhost [127.0.0.1]) by minnie.tuhs.org (Postfix) with ESMTP id 1A94C9517A; Fri, 22 Mar 2019 04:08:40 +1000 (AEST) Received: by minnie.tuhs.org (Postfix, from userid 112) id 950659517A; Fri, 22 Mar 2019 04:08:37 +1000 (AEST) X-Greylist: delayed 416 seconds by postgrey-1.36 at minnie.tuhs.org; Fri, 22 Mar 2019 04:08:36 AEST Received: from fbo-2.mxes.net (fbo-2.mxes.net [205.237.194.111]) by minnie.tuhs.org (Postfix) with ESMTPS id E772895179 for ; Fri, 22 Mar 2019 04:08:36 +1000 (AEST) Received: from smtp-out-1.mxes.net (smtp-out-1.mxes.net [205.237.194.119]) by fbi-2.mxes.lan (Postfix) with ESMTP id 94FBD27517 for ; Thu, 21 Mar 2019 14:01:40 -0400 (EDT) Received: from Customer-MUA (mua.mxes.net [10.0.0.1]) (using TLSv1.2 with cipher ECDHE-RSA-AES256-GCM-SHA384 (256/256 bits)) (No client certificate requested) by smtp.mxes.net (Postfix) with ESMTPSA id BDB5D27597 for ; Thu, 21 Mar 2019 14:01:38 -0400 (EDT) From: To: "'The Eunuchs Hysterical Society'" Date: Thu, 21 Mar 2019 14:01:36 -0400 Message-ID: <124301d4e010$205dbe20$61193a60$@ronnatalie.com> MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="----=_NextPart_000_1244_01D4DFEE.994C6C40" X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook 16.0 Thread-Index: AdTgD2OgdXgock6TR5SCzPakrC5ZUA== Content-Language: en-us X-Sent-To: X-Sender: ronnatalie.com Subject: [TUHS] Another old DMR and Brian Redman story X-BeenThere: tuhs@minnie.tuhs.org X-Mailman-Version: 2.1.26 Precedence: list List-Id: The Unix Heritage Society mailing list List-Unsubscribe: , List-Archive: List-Post: List-Help: List-Subscribe: , Errors-To: tuhs-bounces@minnie.tuhs.org Sender: "TUHS" This is a multipart message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_1244_01D4DFEE.994C6C40 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Years ago just before one of the USENIX meetings in Atlanta Dennis made some joke comment that nobody had ever asked for a plaster cast of his genitals. A bunch of us thought it would be fun at the conference to hand out genital casting kits to Dennis and certain others of note. We ran down to a local art supply store and bought some plaster and portioned out into zone ziplock bags We added some paper cups to use for molds and wooded sticks to mix with. We needed a release agent. Vaseline would work, but I couldn't figure out how we'd get small portions (I couldn't use the ziplock bag idea practically). Fortunately, there was a little gift shop in the hotel lobby and they had these travel size jars. Perfect. Now the interesting thing was that concurrent with USENIX was the Southern Baptist Conference meetings (this led to some odd events at local restaurants). Anyhow, I walk up to the cashier and plop down ten jars of Vaseline. She looks at me and says, "I guess y'all aren't with the Baptists." Oddly, most recipients took the gift in good spirit but Redman had a fit for some reason. Babette suggested perhaps we made the kit too large for him. ------=_NextPart_000_1244_01D4DFEE.994C6C40 Content-Type: text/html; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable

Years ago just before one of the USENIX meetings in = Atlanta Dennis made some joke comment that nobody had ever asked for a = plaster cast of his genitals.

A bunch = of us thought it would be fun at the conference to hand out genital = casting kits to Dennis and certain others of = note.     We ran down to a local art supply store = and bought some plaster and portioned out into zone ziplock = bags   We added some paper cups to use for molds and wooded = sticks to mix with.   We needed a release agent.  = Vaseline would work, but I couldn’t figure out how we’d get = small portions (I couldn’t use the ziplock bag idea = practically).   Fortunately, there was a little gift shop in = the hotel lobby and they had these travel size jars.   = Perfect.

Now the interesting thing = was that concurrent with USENIX was the Southern Baptist Conference = meetings (this led to some odd events at local = restaurants).

Anyhow, I walk up to = the cashier and plop down ten jars of Vaseline.

She looks at me and says, “I guess y’all = aren’t with the Baptists.”

 

Oddly, most = recipients took the gift in good spirit but Redman had a fit for some = reason.   Babette suggested perhaps we made the kit too large = for him.

 

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