From: steffen@sdaoden.eu (Steffen Nurpmeso)
Subject: Unix witticisms
Date: Sat, 07 Oct 2017 16:21:31 +0200 [thread overview]
Message-ID: <20171007142131.SYXcR%steffen@sdaoden.eu> (raw)
In-Reply-To: <758b1669-e134-5e76-1bbd-75001dbfd5f9@foxhat.net>
Russell Page <RussellPage at foxhat.net> wrote:
|On 6/10/2017 1:26 AM, Ron Natalie wrote:
...
|> There was a contest back on UNIX-WIZARDS in the day to generate new errno
|> codes. My favorite was ELECTROLUX - Your code needs cleaning up.
|>
|> A joke issue of the Computation Center at UT Austin's newsletter
|> (Universally Plexus at Autism) had an item about UNIX Pipes not permitted \
|> in
|> non-smoking areas. I think that was also the source of the "Cannot \
|> fork--
|> Try again during lunch" quote.
...
|ENOTOBACCO - call would block on empty pipe.
You know, i liked that so much when i have heard this first that
the BSD Mail i maintain uses the following as a catch-all error:
?0!0/NONE[#/var/spool/mail/steffen]? echo \
$^ERR-1000: $^ERRNAME-1000: $^ERRDOC-1000
255: NOTOBACCO: Snorkeling on empty pipe
--steffen
|
|Der Kragenbaer, The moon bear,
|der holt sich munter he cheerfully and one by one
|einen nach dem anderen runter wa.ks himself off
|(By Robert Gernhardt)
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Thread overview: 34+ messages / expand[flat|nested] mbox.gz Atom feed top
2017-10-04 8:30 Wesley Parish
2017-10-05 9:22 ` Don Hopkins
2017-10-05 14:26 ` Ron Natalie
2017-10-05 14:37 ` Dan Cross
2017-10-05 15:33 ` Ron Natalie
2017-10-05 17:11 ` [TUHS] " ron minnich
2017-10-05 19:06 ` A. P. Garcia
2017-10-05 14:48 ` Jon Steinhart
2017-10-05 23:28 ` Robert Brockway
2017-10-06 1:01 ` Steve Simon
2017-10-06 1:33 ` Bakul Shah
2017-10-07 8:51 ` Russell Page
2017-10-07 13:22 ` Don Hopkins
2017-10-07 13:30 ` Ron Natalie
2017-10-07 13:34 ` Don Hopkins
2017-10-07 14:12 ` Larry McVoy
2017-10-07 14:21 ` Steffen Nurpmeso [this message]
2017-10-05 10:43 ` Russell Page
2017-10-05 10:54 ` Steve Nickolas
2017-10-05 22:38 ` Greg 'groggy' Lehey
2017-10-05 10:53 ` Tom Ivar Helbekkmo
2017-10-06 16:01 ` Dario Niedermann
2017-10-06 16:48 ` George Michaelson
2017-10-06 16:54 ` Warner Losh
2017-10-06 22:25 ` Dave Horsfall
2017-10-06 22:58 ` jason-tuhs
2017-10-06 23:28 ` Dave Horsfall
2017-10-07 2:33 ` Ron Natalie
2017-10-07 2:40 ` George Michaelson
2017-10-07 2:48 ` Ron Natalie
2017-10-07 2:55 ` George Michaelson
2017-10-07 2:59 ` George Michaelson
2017-10-07 12:21 ` Don Hopkins
2017-10-07 14:17 Noel Chiappa
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