Also, the subjectular headline from The Register seems like something
someone has dreamed up; I certainly don't see anything like that in
the actual release announcement at
<https://github.com/systemd/systemd/releases/tag/v256>. Also using
multiple different search engines to try to find it only brought up
the _The Register_ article and a handful of places regurgitating that
quote as a real representation of a statement from the systemd
maintainers. I don't see anything resembling it anywhere on either
systemd.io or github.com. Until I see someone posting a link to
something like that quote posted by a systemd maintainer in
representation of _any_ systemd release, let alone v256, I'm going to
treat that one as hearsay at best, and actively malicious at worst.