[9fans] bullshit generator (rc script)

[rog@vitanuova.com]

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somebody pointed me at the following page:
>   Web economy bullshit generator   http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html

but charon's javascript wasn't quite up to the task,
so i took 5 mins to hack up a little rc script to do it for me.

i found it quite amusing.

  rog.


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word2='clicks-and-mortar
	value-added
	vertical
	proactive
	robust
	revolutionary
	scalable
	leading-edge
	innovative
	intuitive
	strategic
	e-business
	mission-critical
	sticky
	one-to-one
	24/7
	end-to-end
	global
	B2B
	B2C
	granular
	frictionless
	virtual
	viral
	dynamic
	24/365
	best-of-breed
	killer
	magnetic
	bleeding-edge
	web-enabled
	interactive
	dot-com
	sexy
	back-end
	real-time
	efficient
	front-end
	distributed
	seamless
	extensible
	turn-key
	world-class
	open-source
	cross-platform
	cross-media
	synergistic
	bricks-and-clicks
	out-of-the-box
	enterprise
	integrated
	impactful
	wireless
	transparent
	next-generation
	cutting-edge
	user-centric
	visionary
	customized
	ubiquitous
	plug-and-play
	collaborative
	compelling
	holistic'

word3='synergies
	web-readiness
	paradigms
	markets
	partnerships
	infrastructures
	platforms
	initiatives
	channels
	eyeballs
	communities
	ROI
	solutions
	e-tailers
	e-services
	action-items
	portals
	niches
	technologies
	content
	vortals
	supply-chains
	convergence
	relationships
	architectures
	interfaces
	e-markets
	e-commerce
	systems
	bandwidth
	infomediaries
	models
	mindshare
	deliverables
	users
	schemas
	networks
	applications
	metrics
	e-business
	functionalities
	experiences
	methodologies'

fn word {
	fortune <{echo $1}
}

echo `{word $word1} `{word $word2} `{word $word3}