* [9fans] bullshit generator (rc script)
@ 2001-02-15 20:43 rog
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From: rog @ 2001-02-15 20:43 UTC (permalink / raw)
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somebody pointed me at the following page:
> Web economy bullshit generator http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html
but charon's javascript wasn't quite up to the task,
so i took 5 mins to hack up a little rc script to do it for me.
i found it quite amusing.
rog.
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word2='clicks-and-mortar
value-added
vertical
proactive
robust
revolutionary
scalable
leading-edge
innovative
intuitive
strategic
e-business
mission-critical
sticky
one-to-one
24/7
end-to-end
global
B2B
B2C
granular
frictionless
virtual
viral
dynamic
24/365
best-of-breed
killer
magnetic
bleeding-edge
web-enabled
interactive
dot-com
sexy
back-end
real-time
efficient
front-end
distributed
seamless
extensible
turn-key
world-class
open-source
cross-platform
cross-media
synergistic
bricks-and-clicks
out-of-the-box
enterprise
integrated
impactful
wireless
transparent
next-generation
cutting-edge
user-centric
visionary
customized
ubiquitous
plug-and-play
collaborative
compelling
holistic'
word3='synergies
web-readiness
paradigms
markets
partnerships
infrastructures
platforms
initiatives
channels
eyeballs
communities
ROI
solutions
e-tailers
e-services
action-items
portals
niches
technologies
content
vortals
supply-chains
convergence
relationships
architectures
interfaces
e-markets
e-commerce
systems
bandwidth
infomediaries
models
mindshare
deliverables
users
schemas
networks
applications
metrics
e-business
functionalities
experiences
methodologies'
fn word {
fortune <{echo $1}
}
echo `{word $word1} `{word $word2} `{word $word3}
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