From: Bruce Ellis <bruce.ellis@gmail.com>
To: Fans of the OS Plan 9 from Bell Labs <9fans@cse.psu.edu>
Subject: Re: [9fans] Brdline
Date: Thu, 19 Jan 2006 10:01:26 +1100 [thread overview]
Message-ID: <775b8d190601181501r51bf6c2ahb18b383630b35391@mail.gmail.com> (raw)
In-Reply-To: <74D0B8E4-DDFD-468A-B312-4DCCC68B62FC@lanl.gov>
what cricket is on the tv today? when do i have to get to pub?
why is life so complex? ken once commented that a simple
RCA connector was not standardized but everyone agreed
to make them the same. there are zillions in the world.
maybe it was standandized post factum.
brucee
On 1/19/06, andrey mirtchovski <andrey@lanl.gov> wrote:
> why not, it's wednesday after all and we're pretty far off topic:
>
> ...None of these facts, however strange or inexplicable, is as
> strange or inexplicable as the rules of the game of Brockian
> Ultra-Cricket, as played in the higher dimensions. A full set of
> rules is so massively complicated that the only time they were
> all bound together in a single volume, they underwent
> gravitational collapse and became a Black Hole.
>
> A brief summary, however, is as follows:
>
> Rule One: Grow at least three extra legs. You won't need them,
> but it keeps the crowds amused.
>
> Rule Two: Find one good Brockian Ultra-Cricket player. Clone him
> off a few times. This saves an enormous amount of tedious
> selection and training.
>
> Rule Three: Put your team and the opposing team in a large field
> and build a high wall round them.
>
> The reason for this is that, though the game is a major spectator
> sport, the frustration experienced by the audience at not
> actually being able to see what's going on leads them to imagine
> that it's a lot more exciting than it really is. A crowd that has
> just watched a rather humdrum game experiences far less life-
> affirmation than a crowd that believes it has just missed the
> most dramatic event in sporting history.
>
> Rule Four: Throw lots of assorted items of sporting equipment
> over the wall for the players. Anything will do - cricket bats,
> basecube bats, tennis guns, skis, anything you can get a good
> swing with.
>
> Rule Five: The players should now lay about themselves for all
> they are worth with whatever they find to hand. Whenever a player
> scores a "hit" on another player, he should immediately run away
> and apologize from a safe distance.
>
> Apologies should be concise, sincere and, for maximum clarity and
> points, delivered through a megaphone.
>
> Rule Six: The winning team shall be the first team that wins.
>
> [and elsewhere]
>
> "Let's be blunt, it's a nasty game" (says The Hitch Hiker's
> Guide to the Galaxy) "but then anyone who has been to any of the
> higher dimensions will know that they're a pretty nasty heathen
> lot up there who should just be smashed and done in, and would
> be, too, if anyone could work out a way of firing missiles at
> right-angles to reality."
>
>
>
next prev parent reply other threads:[~2006-01-18 23:01 UTC|newest]
Thread overview: 41+ messages / expand[flat|nested] mbox.gz Atom feed top
2006-01-16 11:35 Gorka guardiola
2006-01-16 12:30 ` Charles Forsyth
2006-01-16 13:27 ` Bruce Ellis
2006-01-16 13:37 ` Gorka guardiola
2006-01-16 13:57 ` Charles Forsyth
2006-01-16 14:24 ` Bruce Ellis
2006-01-17 0:56 ` erik quanstrom
2006-01-17 1:35 ` Russ Cox
2006-01-17 1:42 ` erik quanstrom
2006-01-17 1:47 ` Russ Cox
2006-01-17 10:01 ` Charles Forsyth
2006-01-17 16:45 ` Bruce Ellis
2006-01-18 5:38 ` Simon Williams
2006-01-18 5:49 ` Bruce Ellis
2006-01-18 5:54 ` Paul Lalonde
2006-01-18 6:11 ` Bruce Ellis
2006-01-18 14:25 ` Bruce Ellis
2006-01-18 15:26 ` Ronald G Minnich
2006-01-18 23:06 ` Adrian Tritschler
2006-01-19 1:20 ` Bruce Ellis
2006-01-18 15:45 ` Paul Lalonde
2006-01-18 16:41 ` Bruce Ellis
2006-01-18 16:47 ` Wes Kussmaul
2006-01-18 16:57 ` Bruce Ellis
2006-01-18 17:37 ` David Leimbach
2006-01-18 17:50 ` Bruce Ellis
2006-01-18 18:00 ` Sape Mullender
2006-01-18 17:01 ` Paul Lalonde
2006-01-18 17:30 ` Charles Forsyth
2006-01-18 18:04 ` Wes Kussmaul
2006-01-18 20:22 ` Skip Tavakkolian
2006-01-18 20:31 ` andrey mirtchovski
2006-01-18 23:01 ` Bruce Ellis [this message]
2006-01-18 22:56 ` Joel Salomon
2006-01-18 15:25 ` Brantley Coile
2006-01-18 16:35 ` Paul Lalonde
2006-01-17 9:59 ` [9fans] ulong Charles Forsyth
2006-01-17 12:30 ` Russ Cox
2006-01-17 16:55 ` Bruce Ellis
-- strict thread matches above, loose matches on Subject: below --
2005-02-02 0:37 [9fans] Brdline arisawa
2005-02-02 1:06 ` Russ Cox
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